So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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