just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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