The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
