It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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