Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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