So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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