Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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