Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You ruined the universe
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize