We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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