I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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