dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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