did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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