Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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