Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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