I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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