Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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