you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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