oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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