Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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