i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
