Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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