I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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