Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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