Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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