I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
