nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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