Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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