do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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