Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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