Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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