well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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