Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
