Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Semen is not good for contacts.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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