are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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