New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My dick has a subreddit
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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