If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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