No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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