Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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