Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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