then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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