I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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