wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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