I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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