i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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