So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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