weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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