Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
