I want to stick my p in your. b.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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