butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Go christen that room with your naked body.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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