oh god the rape fog is back!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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