: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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