It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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