Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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