guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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