Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Randomize
