so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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