can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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